Your wife sits you down to tell you about what she’s decided to do in this loveless, sexless marriage. She still wants you around to use you for your money and other marital benefits, but other than that she requires that you stay out of sight and mostly out of mind. It will be much easier to do this when you’re shrunk down into almost nothing. You can still do your work from home and keep your dear wife in the lap of luxury while she enjoys the more pleasurable things in life.