It looks as if you’ve caught a lucky break from Uncle Sam yet again! Now, you wouldn’t let that sweet stimulus cash go to waste, now would you? Of course not! You know that it’s only proper to be spending that extra little bonus jerking and gooning mindlessly to all my content. Binge, stroke and repeat. You would never be as selfish as to hoard the entirety of that stimulus check, not when you can be contributing to the economy and lining my pockets at the same time. So go ahead, let this be the start of your biggest binge of the year. Treat yourself with submission and servitude.