Have you accepted your fate as a tiny-dicked, sexually inferior virgin? Or are you still convinced that you’ll one day lose that old V-card and join the ranks of real men? It’s time that you embrace yourself for what you are. Because, let’s be honest, you wouldn’t even know what to do with pussy if it was staring you in the face. You don’t have the equipment, physical or otherwise, to get the job done. You’ll be a pathetic virgin loser for life, with no hopes of ever changing that.