Life’s rough for a beta male like you. I mean, you’re a disappointment to everyone around you—a failure in everything you attempt. You never do anything right. You’ll certainly never be the best in anything. Right? Actually, that’s where you’re wrong. Options for betas to excel are limited, but they do exist. You just have to seek them out. So it’s a good thing you found me. Because I have one of those rare opportunities for you to prove that you can contribute something meaningful and worthwhile. I’m going to tell you a little secret about betas, and then I’m going to elevate you to a status you never imagined you would ever reach.