As a scientist, I believe in testing the bounds of nature’s law. You are my prize possession, my first surgery success. I’ve tried this hypothesis before on other men, but you are the first it took too. I think it has something to do with your genes. Something about you is more swine than man. It’s rather perfect that I spliced your DNA and physical limbs with a swine’s! The life you formerly knew is over; I’ve traded your arms and legs for stubby pig’s feet and hooves. But you are a marvelous thing. I even let you keep your human vocal cords so you can still speak! So come on pigman, I have a board of eager scientists and doctors waiting to see you. My wonderful surgery success.