AWWW CUTE!!! What an innocent little christian boy to totally ruin. Yeah, I know your religion says to stay modest and to totally save yourself for marriage and don't jerk off but I think that's totally stupid. All that stuff God says is totally stupid, especially the part that says you're supposed to be a man and think for ourself. HAHAHA FUCK THAT! You can't think for yourself on a good day, what makes that idiot upstairs think you can possibly do anything for yourself? You need me! You NEED THE DEVIL! Everything God says is total BS! Besides, I'm so much hotter, more fun, and I totally do ALL THE THINKING FOR YOU!!!! Say! I've got an idea! What if you just worship me instead.... Who needs boring, crazy God when you have sexy, tempting Satan! And these boots... and my boobs... are soooo big, go ahead and focus on them... it's okay, I won't tell. I know you're a good, innocent. christian boy. Don't worry, I'll TOTALLY TAKE CARE OF YOU. Go ahead and touch your dick for me, it's okay, I won't tell.