Honey, I have something to tell you, so I was lying the by the pool today, and maybe I was out a little, and then I noticed the pool boy, and he was doing to a really good job, his toned ab's all nice and sweaty and I thought I should reward him for his good work. I have been such a good housewife, and I dont want to keep any secrets from you, so let me tell you EVERYTHING he did to me!