You want me to hold your keys... but I don't think you're prepared for what actually comes with that. The thing is... if you give me your keys... you will never get them back. UNLESS you're willing to put in a LOT of effort to convince me. It would be easier for you to just go through the intense embarrassment of finding someone to cut the lock off than it would be to convince me to give your keys back. Is that worth it to you? I don't think you're ready for that commitment. During the video, I tell you how pathetic you are, and talk to you about what you'd need to do to get your keys back.