I heard the rumors, I think its so funny. I know you think you're like a cool guy, but everyone knows about your small dick!  If it's not true, then show me! I won't laugh, I promise...Wait, that's your dick, are you a grower? You just have a tip, you don't even have a whole dick, hahahaha! Don't be so sad, babe, some desperate girl might want you, I'll tease you though, prove me wrong!