Paying me just to flip you off is one of the most pathetic things about you. I don't even have to make you beg for it this time, you're so lost in my perfection that you're actually eager to cough up the dough... for this 30-second clip, edited into a 5-minute loop. Every time you watch it, you'll fall deeper into realizing the truth: I am perfection, and you are pathetic.