Priorities: let's get them straight, bitch. What are yours? Saving money? Working on your marriage? Developing your hobbies? No, Your priorities revolve around me. Your priorities are pleasing me and worshiping my ass. First of all, you must make sure you're satisfying your Goddess. I won't be ambiguous: pleasing me involves paying me and buying my clips. Once we have that vital duty out the way, we can move onto your other priority: worship. You shouldn't be spending time with wifey, having the same boring conversation, when you could be jerking to me. I want you spending so much time worshiping my ass that you begin to neglect your other responsibilities. Even if that means taking risky breaks at work to pump. It's a sacrifice I'm willing for you to make. Look how gorgeous and perfect it is. I know you want to worship it 24/7. Repeat these mantras after me and listen to my orders to show me that you understand your true priorities.