God why are you such a useless loser? You know what... just stick your tongue out. You're going to clean my sweaty old socks with your tongue! Look at that, you're finally being useful! God can you see how old these are? That like... years old sweat from being worn to the gym every day is a really special flavour isn't it. Omg you didn't think you were done, did you? Oh no, bitch - you're going to clean my dirty feet too. I want to see your tongue going black with grime by the time you're done hahaha