Watch this - these old old slippers are so used and dirty they have holes in them with my big toe poking right through! Mmmmm... You can tell I loved and used these age old slippers for years. I remember when they used to be cute pink fluffy slippers, but now they're covered in filth from the soles to shiny seams. Take a look inside them... Stuff your nose inside and inhale that delicious foot sweat and dirt buildup, worship them and make them pink and neat again!
