You were supposed to get birthday sex this year but instead I make you pay for my vacation. You know, that vacation you always pay for every few weeks. I'm having so much fun with my friends I forgot all about your birthday! Oh well, its not like the sex would have been that great anyway. You can wait another year. I need you to deposit some money in my account so I can go shopping today and don't forget to pick my dress up from the cleaners too! I am going out with a really cute guy when I get back so I need my dress cleaned. Anyway, you can go jerk your little useless cock for your birthday present. Maybe you'll get a pity fuck next year.