I sit in your class looking extremely cute and innocent in my schoolgirl outfit and pigtails. I’m struggling to fully understand the whole concept of pi though, so I raise my hand and ask you, my Maths teacher to come over and help me. But as soon as you arrive, I’m taken over by a sudden, unexpected bout of extremely heavy sneezing. Sneeze after sneeze, I don’t know what comes over me, but I just can’t stop sneezing right in front of your face. I begin to feel extremely hot, so remove my tie and undo the buttons on my top, but still the sneezing fit continues as I blow my nose out to remove all the snot and show it to you. Lots and lots of heavy sneezing and nose blowing!