You know very well how important it is to ensure the workplace is perfectly healthy and safe for all of the workers involved. I'm so glad you agreed to participate in this safety test of absolute importance. Today I'll test the latest safety hazard - women's high heel shoes. To ensure the maximum efficiency, I'll wear safety goggles, a bleached lab coat and just a pair of standard lacquered pink ladies shoes with a sharp high heel. Prepare for me to bust your balls over and over again all in the name of my twisted pleasure haha, I mean workplace H&S standards! Hot ballbusting comedy!