(GET THE AUIDO TO LISTEN TO WHILE YOU NOD OFF.) Lay down and let your step-mother tell you a bedtime story. One her step-mother told her as she digested her prey. She'll tuck you in and tell you a tale of a far off land. A tale of a predatory princess and her search for a prince. A tournament where many fall into the guts of the royal court. Further expanding the kingdoms "assets." All under the watchful eye of the Queen who is searching for someone to take her step-daughter's hand in marriage. Many line up, many fall, who will be the fairest one of all? Let the games begin...