Hey there, gooner. Do you like my teeny tiny, shiny bikini that has my nipples practically hanging out of it? Of course you do! I know small shiny bikinis like this make you so weak, horny and stupid. And I know you sometimes feel guilty for how stupid you get but I want you to follow my instructions, forget that guilt and actually embrace the stupidity. Don’t waste your limited brain energy worrying about all your problems, switch off your brain, get fucked up for me and stroke, edge and goon yourself into oblivion. It feels so, so good, doesn’t it? Keep your life simple, getting mind fucked by me and jerk your cock. After all, it makes you so happy and you want to be happy, right?