You come visit me at my dorm room. I'm happy to see you since I was just about to head out to practice. I tell you I have a crush on you and when you tell me you like me too, I explain how important it is for two people to be open and compatible sexually. You explain to me that you love farting and anal. I don't want to immediately have sex so I offer to fuck my own ass in front of you and release all my gas. You get hard just thinking about it...