So I hear that you're a virgin...that's pretty pathetic. And kind of surprising, considering all you do is watch porn. For how much you love watching fucking, you're not man enough to try and even fuck women? So sad. From the looks of it, you haven't even ever kissed a woman before. I could help you out with that...I could be your first kiss. I seduce you with my lips, and cover your eyes for the kiss. You smooch, but when you open your eyes you see my ass! Looks like my ass was your first kiss! Your pathetic cock doesn't deserve to kiss my lips, you can worship my ass instead! Fitting, since you aren't a normal man, you are a worthless tiny dicked loser. You'll never get any pussy, so you can think about my ass instead. I continue to berate you, telling you to kiss and lick my ass as your punishment for being a terrible excuse of a man.