So like, as much as I enjoyed hearing you scream in my insole the whole way through my workout... I honestly think you could be doing more to be a useful tiny foot slave. I've decided you're also going to be my full time shoe cleaner! Hahaha omg the grime you're cleaning off my shoes is like... the size of you. How is it, loser? Does the dirt and sweat from my running shoes taste better or worse than my grimey work shoes? Can you taste the spilt beer and bar floor on these sexy going out heels? Hahahaha clean it all up, bitch. This is going to be your job every fucking day, so you may as well get used to it.