Hahaha I can't believe I haven't ALWAYS had your face stuffed up my ass while I watch Netflix!! This is officially my favourite chair - every time I fart, it has nowhere to go but straight into your nose and mouth! And it's also so convenient that you're such a great little ass cleaner. What could possibly be a better use of your tongue than to lick my perfect asshole clean after I've been farting all day?? Open up and get to work, loser!!