All dressed up in my silky blouse and pencil skirt, I'm off to the loo for a quick pee. So tights and knickers down, and a pissy golden blast and a chance to check myself in the mirror and get my tights all straightened out again. I didn't see anyone else in there. I'm sure there wasn't anybody in there. Was there someone in there? A sneaky little pervert? Watching and peeping? No, surely! There wasn't, as there?!