Want to impress me? You don’t really have many means to that end, to be honest. But there is one thing you can do today that would make me happy. You can come as FAST as possible. You can blow your load in an embarrassingly short span of time. In fact, I’m going to help you out. I’m going to COMPEL you to cum by showing you by flawless body. I’m going to make it IMPOSSIBLE for you to resist ejaculation. I’m going to flood your head with mantras and encouragement that will make your dick explode with no regard for your own mental control. And you know what else? I’m going to start a little timer for you, so you can let me know EXACTLY how quickly your stupid cock shot its load to my clip. And you better be sure to take note of it. You’re going to write it down, and send it to me. I want to know. How fast can you cum?