Jesus is the biggest trash boy in the history: he had been punished in a dirty field, he stayed on a cross for hours and he had been put in a filthy cave. You, fucking religious, will be punished for worshipping that skinny awful man. Also Jesus will have a punishment: I turn my cigarette off him. After doing this, I'll give you some jerk off instruction and show you the right end for the supreme trash boy: he'll finish in a bin and I'll substitute him, because I'm your future Goddess ready to take all of your money!