You finally gathered up the courage to ask your hot friend out on a date, but she doesn't respond how you'd hoped. You had to know it was a long shot, right? She sends you this very honest video message explaining why she has to turn you down. You're not hot enough to ever be more than her friend. It's not all bad news though - she might give you permission to jerk off to her amazing cleavage as long as you're not weird about it!