Hello, hand humper! That's exactly what you are isn't it? Some men are sex addicts. They simply can't stop having sex. But not you. Oh no. You're a JERK-OFF ADDICT. Basically, a sex addict who can't get laid because he's too ugly and too weird, lol. You sit in front of a screen, day in, day out, tugging on your overworked cock like your life depends on it. You're a slave to it. You're powerless to resist. And that is possibly the saddest and most pathetic thing I've ever heard.