Things have been a bit hard lately, and it's embarrassing, the way you've had to take care of your sexual urges alone. But I'm your mother. I've always had your best interests at heart, and I want this just as much as you do. So just lie back, close your eyes and listen closely. Let my sweet voice carry you to ecstasy, and with a little stroking and tender care, let me prove to you what a passionate mommy I can be.