I’ve sat you down here to put an end to our relationship. I finally realized just how incompatible we really are! I’m not happy with you, and at this point I’m just embarrassed to even be called your girlfriend. I deserve more than a shrimp-dicked loser like yourself. That doesn’t mean this is the last you’ll see of me though, oh far from it. I’ll be around, perhaps even more now than through our relationship. I’m not just dumping you, I’m dumping you for your D4d! I couldn’t resist going after a man that’s better than you in every conceivable way. He’s you, but without any of the flaws. He’s the upgraded, better version, if you will. Look on the bright side, maybe overhearing me fucking him night after night will motivate you to be a real man that has his own job, house and life. It’s time you stopped leeching off of him, and besides, he’s going to be spending all his time and money on me now. The one that got away may even become your new step-mom.