Honey, our marriage has been lackluster lately. When I talked to my girlfriend about it, she told me about a thing called “male chastity,” so I went out and got this metal device. Oh, you don’t know what it is? You see, it’s a chastity device. It’s a cock cage that goes around your little man and locks on, I’ll be having the only keys to the device. Why am I doing this to improve our sex life? Well, my girlfriend said that her husband has been so much more attentive to her, not only in bed but outside the bedroom as well! Making dinner, talking to her more, he even drew her a bath when she really needed it! Just all around a better husband. Don’t you want to be a better husband, sweetie? You see, your little man going in and out of me doesn’t get me off. All the things that get me off don’t involve your penis. So really, locking you up is the best thing for both of us and our marriage. Wife decides to improve your marriage with one device.