He told me he doesn't liiiiiike ball slaps... this was my reaction! So adorable that he thought I gave a fuck. In my opinion, your balls should be able to take any and EVERY form of torment, you don't get a choice. Tell me you don't like something, cool, we're doing that. The only choice you'll be making is whether or not you want to cry while I slap away as much as I please ;)