Life can be hard when you're a human ashtray to such a demanding brat who loves to smoke like me. Things can always be worse though. You could be serving as a human ashtray to a demanding brat who loves to chain smoke, wgo gives you no choice but to inhale her second hand smoke and worship her boots in between. Oh wait... you are! I blow my smoke in your face and make you eat my ash, you do such a good job so I change your instructions, light up another cigarette and keep your mouth busy with my ash, my thigh high pvc boots and my dirty second hand pollution.