We’ve just been at each other’s throats ever since I married your father. Yes, I am a lot younger than he is and yes, I have noticed you constantly staring at my breasts and I’m reasonably certain that you’ve been pawing through my bras as well. However, I’ve been doing some research online and I found something that I think might really help us form a bond—not exactly a mother-son bond, but something that leaves room for your libido and for my nurturing tendencies at the same time: Diaper Therapy. It’s rather unorthodox, but I’m ready to give it a try if you are. First, we just need to get you undressed on my bed, a thick, crinkly diaper covering your erection as much as possible, and then it’s time for a little mutual masturbation while you “nurse” on my full, soft breasts. So while it’s a little odd, I really hope that you’ll fully participate. Oh, and maybe we don’t mention this to your father, hmm? Having our own little secret will help us bond even more, after all!