I have a smoking problem. I light up my cigarette and then get distracted, put the cigarette out, and then have to strike another match to finish my cigarette. I hope I don’t run out of matches! Matches. Matches. Ever hear the joke about the match burning twice? I couldn’t help but try it out … on my nipples! This of course makes me horny and the cycle continues. Should I finish my cigarette before I masturbate or wait until after? OH WHO CARES! Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em!