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Muhahaha! Have you seen my gorgeous red boxing gloves? All right, you probably have, but have you seen them from up really close? I'll show them to you by aiming straight for your head and balls haha! We scuffle and fight, until you accidentally grab my shiny clothes in self defense. Oh no, you might steal my outfit and get me bare but I'll still win the fight! I pronounce as you see the sole of my shoe flying towards you...