Jane here was not one bit a-scared when she met up with our tall-white-and-handum’s superman dick here last week. Turns out, it’s even Jane’s birthday. And while she didn’t tell us her age right away, we did discover after doing her paper-work that she rocks in at an amazing 35 years old! Seriously, I’m not kidding you one bit. Man, if all her birthdays are this gentle on her body, may she have many many more and call us again when she’s 40!