Legal GOON Enforcement

It's TIME to truly, REALLY reinforce your porn addiction... how will Miss Bijoux do it? Well, EVERY time I catch you not gooning and jerking away to porn on your computer, you owe Me $100! That's right. That way, your brain becomes totally FRIED. Expect to also follow instructions here about how to create a porno overlay on your desktop screen so you can't escape it. Double porn. 24/7. I don't want your brain to work. I want it to be PORNOFIED, and using My patented LEGAL GOON ENFORCEMENT PROGRAM, you won't stand a chance. Expect some visual phrases popping up, a little bit of gooner music, and secret instructions on how to begin.... NOW. Ready 4 your new life as My TOTAL goon addict?