it's the weekend and you know what that means?!!! football all day, saturday and sunday! cheerleaders, touchdowns, [***] with the guys in the man cave! a real man's dream right? well, only one problem.......you don't qualify as a "real man" or a "man" at all for that matter, so the real man rules don't apply in your case. you are a little dick loser and i'm is going to lay down the rules for your new weekend ritual, domestic chores and sissy housework. that's right while your well hung friends are at the sports bar watching the game and [***] beers, you will be tending to your domestic duties as my pathetic little house bitch. ooops, it's almost game time and i have plans to meet your well hung friends at the sports bar, your list of chores is in the kitchen bitch.