It's time to announce the penis contest WINNERS! The competition was stiff. The decision was difficult. And now I'm VERY excited to give out the cock competition awards. Today, I'll be presenting the best cock, the sissiest clitty, and the most pathetic dick. Each category has one winner and two runner-ups. Will you be one of the winners? Will your dick (or clitty) be awarded and paraded in front of everyone? You're about to find out! *By the way, the most pathetic dick category turned out SO much more pathetic than I thought it would. The worst penis winners truly deserve their awards. I've seen a lot, but my mind was blown here.*