BRATTY HIKERS SMELLY FEET It’s always nice when someone is at the top of the mountain by the time I make it to the top. Hiking solo can be rather lonely, so I decide to make your acquaintance. You seem very standoffish, but… I am not! The first thing I usually do when I reach the summit is take off my shoes and air my feet out. You are in shock at how forward I am but only because I tap into your pervy foot fetish within the first few seconds of meeting you! Isn’t it nice having such great company? I make you smell my sneakers first and then proceed to remove my stinky trainer socks! I rub them in your face, humiliating you! What are you going to do about it? Cry for help? No one will hear you way up at the top of the mountain! I strike a deal with you as you seem interested… How about you clean my smelly, sweaty hikers feet for me using your thirsty foot perv mouth and then maybe… I will let you keep the socks as a little souvenir to commemorate your short lived introduction to me! Anyways … after all, has anyone else ever indulged your secret fetish? Find out if you get to keep my putrid hike socks!