You took me, your best friend, to a restaurant to spend some time together. I ate a huge meal and when I got back in your car, I let out the biggest, nastiest fart. I’m initially embarrassed, but then become REALLY embarrassed as more farts come out uncontrollably. I beg you to plug your nose but you don’t, which makes me suspect you actually like them. What kind of a freak likes farts? I guess you do! When my suspicions are confirmed, I start letting them rip. I tease you relentlessly with my stinky farts and then eventually push a little too hard, which results in a shart. Oops! Guess your car is going to stink for hours now and you wouldn’t have it any other way.