Let Me tell you how I really feel. I'm waiting to be impressed. Who is going to impress Me. Who is going to grab My god damn attention. Because let me tell you something, it's been far too long. Far too long since I opened up My email and thought "wow someone is really trying to get My attention right now" And now that is you!. You want My attention don't you? Well I'm glad that finally someone has stepped up to the fucikng plate. To pamper Me. To give Me what I want. To Make Me smile. Again and again. I don't want this to happen just once, I want more-over and over again. Look at Me. I deserve to be spoiled. I deserve to have everything I want. and if that means you getting it for Me...putting Me in front of you in importance. Then that is how it is going to go. Invest in Me. Invest in My retirement. Invest in My IRA.