Your wife sent you over to drop off some cookies, but you thought it would be funny to prank me and leave a huge dildo on my porch! How gross. Well you silly fuck, I don't think your joke is funny. Whose dildo is this anyway? It certainly isn't your wife's! It must be yours then. You're an undercover faggot, aren't you? I'm going to make you take this cock for me. When we're done, I'm pimping you out to all my gay friends. You're going to be the town glory hole. Don't even try running home now loser, your little fag ass is mine.