Hello, darling. As your stepmom, I sometimes like to check up on you to make sure you’re doing okay. Just little things, like driving by to make sure you’re at work on time, looking at your phone to make sure you haven’t gotten yourself into any trouble…which brings me to what I wanted to talk about. I saw some things on your phone that, frankly, disturbed me. Now, honey, I need you to be honest with me. Are you really lusting after me? Oh no. Oh dear. I really hoped I was misunderstanding. I’m your stepmother, you know, not to mention much older than you. That’s dirty. I was sure I raised you better than that. Well, there’s nothing for it, I guess. I can’t have my stepson thinking such dirty thoughts. I have to deal with this, and I know just the way…