You come over to hangout with me. Seated on my shoulder, I chat with you and tease you a bit. I belch and fart and realize I have some room inside of me. I tell you I want to play a game of cat and mouse, and if I catch you I get to eat you. You hide and I look around, when I finally find you I try to suck you up with my mouth, but you're a little too far away. Thats ok, I have my new trick. I pull down my pants and suck you up with my ass. Now with you inside of me, I poke and you and fart, while gently teasing you. Finally I release a fart that causes you to shoot out of me, and I tell you to go away before you end up my snack again!