It's your lucky day. I just picked up a pack of clove cigarettes and I feel like smoking. I know how sexy you find me when I smoke. You just melt watching me draw on a cigarette. Wouldn't you know, I misplaced my ashtray, you wouldn't mind filling in for me now would you? Mouth open! Oh did I mention that smoking makes me salivate like crazy, so expect some spit mixed with ash. Good boy.