+1 Tweet Share How humiliating! I've been arrested for texting whilst driving, and it turns out that the horrible magistrate likes handing out custodial sentences for that kind of thing. So I've been handcuffed, which is so shaming - I'm a respectable middle class housewife, for heaven's sake. I share the details of my ordeal with you as I wait to be strip searched. I'm FUMING. I'm a respectable lady! Maybe I shouldn't have worn tight wet-look leggings and heels to court though - I'm beginning to regret that...