Uh oh! Looks like your parents left me alone with you for the night. I have been your bitchy babysitter for years and they have never figured out that all I do is torment you with my burps and bad breath. I haven't brushed in weeks, but watching your eyes water is absolutely worth the stench! You secretly love my smells and I have a lot more to offer. My sweaty, hot armpits are about to be all over you and there is nothing you can do about it. It burns your nose and you can't help but gag at the smell. You can struggle as much as you want but you won't ever escape my bad breath, sweaty armpits or my hot rancid burps! That's right smell bitch! It's time to eat my burps and if you don't, I will make it worse for you. How would you like to eat my farts instead? HAHAHA! That's what I thought! In fact, I am going to make sure you enjoy every moment of this smelly torment by giving you dutch oven burps! Enjoy it loser, this is your life now!