As your wife's best friend, I've always hated you and now I've made a video for you to watch. I confess that I'm tired of hearing your wife complain about how unsatisfied she is in the bedroom. Your wife has never orgasmed with you--and you probably never even noticed. After all this time and complaining, I convinced her she needs to cheat on you. But don't worry, she's not going to divorce you, she's just going to train you to be the perfect cucky hubby. A role you might actually be able to live up to. Right now, as I'm making this video, she's in the room next to me with a dude she picked up at the bar, screaming and moaning in ways where it's obvious she's finally getting what she needs. You're just going to have to accept the situation because we all know you can't do better.