*** Custom order; no names *** I've been suspicious that you have been looking at and thinking about me in ways you shouldn't be. I call you out on it one day and to your surprise, I don't mind that Dåddy has certain cravings. You fantasize about the encounters your girl has been having while off at college, thinking about how sexy and independent I've become. I feel bad for Dåddy, all alone here with nothing to think about but me and the hot sex I've been having with other men. Obviously you can't have me, you can't even touch me, but I don't see any harm in letting you stroke while I tell you some stories of my adventures at school. I tease Dåddy with a few specific and detailed stories about my threesomes and sneaky public sex, and a couple vague stories about my fun with older men... and they're all completely true. I know it's hard to hear all of this from your girl; not just because you're my Dåddy, but because you're jealous and disappointed that you can never personally have those experiences with me. It would obviously not be appropriate since it's just too taboo, but I'm sure the pleasure you get from hearing these stories is the next best thing... isn't it, Dåddy?